Nothing like your last guy, he too square for you … he don’t smack that ass and pull your hair like that.
We love when you open doors for us.
You know this simple act of chivalry makes us feel girly without threatening our independence or womanhood.
So please keep opening the door for us. The car, restaurant …. your heart. We will keep appreciating it.
Greg Hildebrandt print borrowed from: www.thepinupfiles.com
Feel the prickles running, up and down your back.
Why so divine…. the pain of love.
“Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.”
Hey little girl is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire ….
Ohhhh, oh, oh … Im on fire.
Real women know this to be true: no machine, tool or toy, could ever replace a man.
None, as in nada.
Made you come clean in a dirty dress …
“You keep runnin that mouth and I’m goin to take you back there and screw you.”
They make decisions or take risks and deal directly with the consequences. There is nothing more dominant than this.
Alberto Vargas print borrowed from Vargaspinupart.com
Hot legs! Making your mark
Hot legs! Keep my pencil sharp
Hot legs! Keep your hands to yourself
I love you honey ….
While shopping this past weekend, I decided to stop an outside cafe for a bite to eat. During lunch, I eavesdropped on two women lamenting about their marriages and men in general.
And boy, they were going off. It almost seemed like they really didn’t love or even like their men.
However, this conversation was just one of the many conversations that I have heard about men, their overall cluelessness and uselessness in relationships. It seems that the older some women get, the more cynical some become. To be clear, I am not talking about men who lie, cheat and harm women. This is about general complaints and conversations that I have heard about women ‘bashing’ men for generally no ‘real’ reason at all.
Ladies, if you ever participated in those types of conversations, please know the following:
(1) What you say about your partner / husband is a direct admission of what you think about yourself.
(2) When you act like a mothering bitch, expect to be alone or with a man who gravitates to the ‘mothering bitch’ type. A dominant man isn’t looking for a mother, so if you are doing this to ‘test’ your man, stop it. If you want your husband or partner to act “like a man” then treat him like one.
(3) Decide what role you want in your relationship. If you want to play a dominant role, expect to attract a man who is more submissive. Once you attract a submissive man don’t bash him because he doesn’t act ‘dominant’ enough, this will just emasculate him and exacerbate your problem.
(4) If a man can’t give you what you need, move on. There are plenty of good men that can meet your needs and you can meet theirs.
(5) If a man can’t give you everything you want, grow up.
(6) Having conversations that generally emasculate him in front of your friends is insulting and if he did that to you, he would never be forgiven. Plus, this behavior makes you look like a dick.
(7) Men aren’t perfect … if you are looking to love a perfect man your relationship is already doomed. What healthy person would want this type of constant scrutiny? Any man who wanted constant perfection from a woman would be considered a major ass-hole. People aren’t perfect and they make mistakes and if those mistakes aren’t to your mental detriment, just let the small stuff go.
Loving men isn’t that hard ladies, really it isn’t. My man makes my heart sing and my eyes smile … and while every day may not always be the best, he is a good person and deserves to be treated like the man he is.
Oh, and you would never catch me bitching about him in an outside cafe.
Never, as in ever.
You light my fire. I feel alive with you, baby. You blow my mind …I’m satisfied.
The Gap Band
“Men don’t complicate women, women complicate themselves.”
When you check out another woman without tipping me off.
I know you did it baby … but you did it with class and under my radar.
So go ahead, take a look.
Don’t you struggle, don’t you fight …. don’t you worry cause it’s your turn tonight
Greg Hildebrandt print borrowed from: www.thepinupfiles.com
Season 6 of Mad Men is coming on April 7th! I can hardly wait!
“You must get tired of hearing what a beautiful thing this car is. But I’ve met a lot of beautiful women in my life and despite their protestations, they never tire of hearing it. But when deep beauty is encountered, it arouses deep emotions. Because it creates a desire. Because it is, by nature, unattainable.”
“We’re taught to think that function is all that matters, but we have a natural longing for this other thing. When I was driving the E-Type, I passed this 10-year-old boy in the back window of a station wagon, and I watched his eyes follow. He’d just seen something he would want for the rest of his life. He’d just seen that unattainable object speed by, just out of reach…because they do that, don’t they? Beautiful things.”
“Then I thought about a man of some means reading Playboy or Esquire, flipping past the flesh to the shiny painted curves of this car. There’s no effort to stop his eye. The difference is, he can have a Jaguar. Oh, this car, this thing, gentlemen…what price would we pay? What behavior would we forgive? If they weren’t pretty, if they weren’t temperamental, if they weren’t beyond our reach and a little out of our control, would we love them like we do?”
”Jaguar…at last, something beautiful you can truly own.”
Don, Roger and Joan … I can’t wait for the next threesome. They compel me watch and lap it up …
… every last drop.
Artwork by Brian Sanders
“Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ”
Well they tempt you man with silver …
And they tempt you sir with gold …
And they tempt you with the pleasures that the flesh does surely hold.
I am nuzzling your chest. Shaved or not, there is always something about resting my head on your chest …
What I want you’ve got and it might be hard to handle …
Alberto Vargas print borrowed from: www.thepinupfiles.com
If anyone knows the artist, please let me know as I would like to give them proper credit for their work.
You don’t care that the laundry isn’t done, dinner isn’t ready or the house is a mess …
As long as I help you feel like a man in dirty sheets, feed your lips with my kisses and we can toss everything off of the table when you throw me on top of it.
Gil Elvgren print courtesy of: wwww.gilelvgren.com
I couldn’t resist posting this when I found it on Etsy. If you double-click on the image, it gets bigger (hee!).
You walk up behind us and kiss our necks. Then walk away.
“Things you never hear: Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.”
I’m not going to ask for it either. No way …. no how. To ask would just be plain slutty and I’m not that type of whore.
So I’ll just sit here while I suck my bottom lip in and out while I stare at you. In and out.
Stare and blink my big green eyes at you.
Twirl and twist my hair in between my fingertips.
Sigh once or twice, maybe three times.
Bounce my crossed leg over my knee.
Blink. Twirl. Sigh. Bounce.
I think if I stare long enough at your cock, I can will it hard.
Because once that happens, oh, you’ll fuck me alright. The promise of my perfectly pouty cock-sucking lips and velvet tongue, is just too good to pass up.
And you know how much I love to suck cock.
My ass too, don’t forget about that. Go ahead, slap, grab and fuck it and slap it again.
You know you adore my inner slut. When your old and alone with your dreams of yesterday, you’ll think of the times when you owned my mouth as your personal fuck toy.
And you will feel that inner warmth in your belly and smile ….
Oh yes … you are going to fuck me.
Yeah, I got a fistful of your hair but you don’t look like you’re scared.
You just smile and tell me, “Daddy, it’s yours.”
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
Otherwise known as …
Smack! Smooch! Swack!
A kiss is the X that leads the O in xoxoxox
Kiss ME! Demanded in so many different ways …
Halik sa akin
Bésame, hôn tôi
No matter how you say it and what language you say it in, may your lips find pleasure in the richest of ways.
Happy Valentines Day,
Green Eyed Geisha
Four fabulously talented and amazing bloggers decided to nominate me for some awards!
How awesome is that?
For all of this awesomeness, one would think that I would follow the rules.
For example, good girls always say thank you, especially to fellow bloggers like -
Joseph McNamara for nominating me for a Gargie Award- This award is truly special since I’ve followed his blog for some time now, as he is one of my favorites. Located on the East Coast, I know that when I post from the West Coast, he will be one of the first to read and comment.
Ladies, if you havent visited Sir McNamara’s blog, I suggest you pay him a visit. Filled with his personal thoughts on sexual exploration and luxurious poems on D/s, you will find yourself spending hours viewing images and reading his words, caught in a delightful time-suck.
Mmmm …. time-suck.
If anything, go for the spankings … because you know you need a little discipline.
My second thank you goes to Romance with Val for her nomination of a Very Inspiring Blogger Award - The title of her blog says it all …. romantic poems, songs and featured posts from other bloggers. Why, her blog looks like a year-long ode to Valentines Day! Go on, go visit and get yourself some love.
A big thank you to My Little Known Truth for nominating me for a Gargie Award. While I love to read a good post, I am addicted to her Wordless Wednesdays, as a good picture is sometimes worth a thousand words anyway. A word of caution, one click and you may find yourself hopelessly addicted as well.
Lastly thank you to Nathan from Speaking Out on Sex for his nomination of a Very Inspiring Blogger Award. While it’s always nice to receive recognition from a fellow blogger, this is the second award that he has honored me with. Thank you, Sir Nathan!
There are so many blogs out there and yet you chose to spend time reading mine. That just tickles in ways you can’t imagine. :)
From the bottom of my typing fingertips, I thank you ….
Green Eyed Geisha
Edward Runci print courtesy of: wwww.thepinupfiles.com
“Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.”
Love is great, love is fine …. out the box, outta line. The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more …..
A fellow needs a girl to sit by his side, at the end of a weary day. To sit by his side and listen to him talk and agree with the things he’ll say.
Earl Moran print borrowed from: www.thepinupfiles.com
I say many things with my eyes.
They readily admit everything my silly heart cannot bring my lips to spill.
Even when held hostage by my facial expressions and logic-filled mind, my eyes break free to tell all my intimate secrets and desires. With a mere blink, they blurt out my feelings with the honesty of an excited child. They shed tears when grieving, light up during laughter and squeeze shut in the throes of passion.
Even tighter still, they remind me of times that held wonderful promise and show me vivid dreams of what is to come.
As I stare into the mirror, they question past actions and desires while searching for predictions of the days, months and years to come.
Staring in your eyes, I had endless questions that went unanswered. With reflection, I am comforted with the self-knowledge that my eyes would never lie to me and what they saw was something special and true.
Even in the face of doubt, one could say that the look of gratitude and love is the best to behold.
My eyes will continue to tell tales of all the treasures that lie within, silly heart and all ….
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired“
You are a man. A working man. Regular Joe. Just a normal guy, living life, doing your thing and getting things done.
You are my fantasy. You posses power and strength that I do not. I long for your attention because I adore being your object of affection. Some of the adoration is sexual, sometimes it is a simple respect for something that I am not.
There is something about you that is so sexy. Bald or luxurious. Poor and rich. Adonis to average. In a business suit or jeans. Something about you makes me want to nuzzle your chest and wrap myself in your arms.
Your reality is my fantasy. Your love for women like me leaves me feeling weak in the knees and that feeling isn’t as average as one may think
I celebrate you and your average. Just as lots of wonderful and beautiful women do.
* I was inspired to write this post after a reader commented on a Mae West quote. Men feel the pressure just as women do, to be perfect. Real women don’t expect real men to be anything but what they are, men. Not only do I believe that quote by Mae West, I know it to be true … women love a man with passion and fire, regardless of what he looks like.
“If you want to be given everything, give everything up.”
Crazy on you …. let me go crazy, crazy on you …
I see you baby, shaking that ass …. shaking that ass … shaking that ass.